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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional screen-cleaner and expert at telling people to restart their devices.
Serial hardware resetter and professional calm-keeper.
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restores factory settings while maintaining eye contact
You diagnose hardware failures and perform repetitive OS troubleshooting for frustrated customers. Your days are spent tethered to a counter awaiting the next appointment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique smell of a user's panic when their data is lost.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software identify issues before the customer even reaches the front counter.
Month 3
Precision robotic arms automate the physical replacement of batteries and cracked screen assemblies.
Month 6
AI models ingest all support manuals to troubleshoot complex software glitches in milliseconds.
Month 10
Customer-facing kiosks replace the need for human empathetic-acting during device repair cycles.
Month 14 · D-Day
The Genius Bar counter is repurposed as a fully self-service, autonomous hardware recycling depot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
88 percent
Average restart recommendation
142 seconds
Seconds per hardware swap
depleting daily
Patience level
Your severance
One free microfiber cloth and a firm handshake.
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