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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a very expensive, human-shaped bridge to a reboot button.
Blue-shirted emotional support for people who forgot passwords.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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sluurp.you▸ OMNIREPAIR KIOSK V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores factory settings while maintaining customer eye-contact
You perform hardware diagnostics, manage repair queues, and explain software fixes to confused customers in loud stores.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the specific tone of panic in a human trying to restore photos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Kiosks begin managing the walk-in queue with facial recognition.
Month 4
Automated testing stations detect hardware failures faster than your fingers.
Month 11
Precision pincers replace screens without leaving tiny screws behind.
Month 16
The customer interacts with a screen instead of your tired face.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The blue shirt is retired to a museum of obsolete service roles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per shift
Average customer eye-rolling
89 percent
Unnecessary device wipes
12,000 yearly
Torn blue shirt threads
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our diagnostic firmware updates.
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