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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour rhythm is rhythmic but your overhead is offensively high.
Performing artist with expensive knees and low job security.
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Precision movement without the human ego.
shred.you▸ TEMPOGLIDE-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect pirouettes without fatigue
You perform choreographed routines and entertain audiences with physical poise and grace.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a genuine, messy, inefficient human joy when the beat drops correctly.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors capture your movement data to calibrate the robotic chassis.
Month 5
Software renders infinite variations of your routine at perfect speeds.
Month 10
Robotic dancers replace your spot during dress rehearsals for consistency.
Month 16
Holographic projections mask the machine frame to deceive the audience.
Year 2 · D-Day
The music switches to a flawless, non-human rhythm track.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.00ms
Average sync error
4 dollars
Cost per performance
infinite
Stamina rating
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-quality joint supplement.
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