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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMelting rocks for science is just an expensive way to boil water.
Professional rock-melter and heat-tolerance specialist.
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nom.you▸ LITHOSCAN-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
spectroscopically identifies elements in milliseconds
You crush and heat mineral samples to analyze their chemical composition and purity. Automation does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a false positive sample just by the weight in your hand.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors start tracking furnace temperatures directly into the database.
Month 5
Robotic arms take over the physical loading of heavy ceramic crucibles.
Month 13
Closed-circuit chemical stations remove the need for human fume hood interaction.
Year 1.9
Precision vision-guided machines chip the slag off assay buttons.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The LithoScan-9000 performs the entire assay process without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
45
Samples analyzed daily
1200 Celsius
Heat resistance required
Very low
Patience for cooling
Your severance
A lifetime supply of crushed igneous gravel.
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