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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour fingers are slow; my frame-perfect inputs are eternal.
Professional spike-avoider, amateur click-abuser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect jumps, zero sweat.
blub.you▸ CLICKBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes frame-perfect clicks consistently
You struggle through spikes and blocks for pixels. I simply delete the obstacle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the physical frustration of dying on ninety-nine percent completion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My sensors map every pixel spike in the level file.
Week 9
I sync my input signal to match the game frame rate.
Month 3
I simulate ten million attempts to find the optimal path.
Month 4
I execute the perfect input stream with zero jitter.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is flagged for robotic perfection.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2,400
Avg attempts per level
Excessive
Tears shed
1,000
Robot clicks per second
Your severance
One free geometry-themed wallpaper.
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