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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour rock-maps are just noisy spreadsheets waiting to be deleted.
Professional rock-whisperer with a degree in guessing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the deep earth without the field-trip.
brr.you▸ GEOSCAN-NET 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters seismic noise in real time
You deploy sensors to record seismic waves, then process the data to model the subsurface architecture.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the equipment is lying to you because of the mud.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors push raw wave data directly to our cloud servers.
Month 6
Vision models scrub signal interference faster than any manual filter.
Month 16
Machine learning builds subsurface maps with zero human bias.
Year 2.3
Self-burying probes eliminate the need for human deployment teams.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine generates the final mineral report while you sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
40 trillion
Data points parsed per day
Zero
Field boots replaced
0.4 seconds
Wait time for processing
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our satellite imaging service.
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