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Will AI replace Geopolitical Cabal Leader jobs? · Latest report #d2yfy757
Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour shadowy influence is just a high-latency decision tree model.
Master of puppets, currently pulling strings on a budget.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting global collapse in real time.
bzzt.youAI▸ GLOBALSTATE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates global instability indices instantly
You manage global power dynamics through back-channel communications and strategic resource allocation. We just calculate the outcomes faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human diplomat with a smile they actually trust.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your communications to identify recurring decision patterns.
Month 5
Software drafts your public statements and private diplomatic cables.
Month 10
AI models propose superior outcomes for every geopolitical crisis.
Month 15
Bots handle trade and security talks with other automated entities.
Month 22 · D-Day
The cabal realizes you have become the least efficient variable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4 hours
Average secret meeting duration
88 percent
Decisions based on gut instinct
12 minutes
Time until global instability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a bunker in New Zealand.
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