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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom models are just expensive ways to map your unemployment.
Still chasing the ghost of 5cm ground resolution accuracy.
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Automating the planet one pixel at a time.
oof.youAI▸ GEOPATH V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reinterprets satellite data as pure profit
You process satellite imagery and train neural nets to detect features on terrain. You write pipelines for spatial data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still figure out why the model thinks a Walmart is a forest.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated pipelines start pulling raw imagery from satellite providers.
Month 4
Vision models learn to label every roof and road automatically.
Month 8
Self-tuning neural nets optimize spatial weights without your input.
Month 13
SQL databases migrate to autonomous vectorizing services.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the cloud environment is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
1000x faster
Imagery throughput
0.0001 percent
Neural network drift
42 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
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