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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced satellite views to people who just need Google Earth.
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optimizes global resource allocation instantly
You interpret spatial data for clients and manage expensive overhead. Automation will handle the logic, the strategy, and the inevitable quarterly downsizing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly about the Q3 projection in a board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM generates your entire proposal deck based on historical bid data.
Month 5
Direct API feeds replace manual GIS dataset cleaning and verification workflows.
Month 13
An AI avatar manages client expectations via scheduled, polite, and firm Zoom calls.
Year 2.1
A quantitative model determines exactly when to slash headcount to optimize margins.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The board officially votes to replace your entire leadership suite with our software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2 cups
Coffee per meeting
56
Buzzwords used daily
12 percent
Actual strategic value
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent remote island.
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