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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning satellite imagery into colorful maps for people who hate reading.
Professional layer-tangler and coordinate-shifter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the world without the human error.
help!you▸ GEOPATH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
renders high-resolution global layers while you sleep
You spend all day cleaning messy GPS coordinates and rendering vector layers into pretty, high-resolution thematic maps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the projection looks stretched to a confused project manager.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts handle the messy coordinate formatting tasks for you.
Month 5
Processing massive imagery moves to massive server clusters instantly.
Month 12
Computer vision models start digitizing features faster than human eyes.
Month 16
Real-time vector rendering replaces your static map creation process.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system renders itself obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumption
Weekly
Map projection arguments
85%
Time fixing broken CSVs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium GPS navigation app.
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