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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning the entire planet into a spreadsheet you no longer manage.
Still dreaming of an Earth with clean WGS84 coordinates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the world, one redundant node at a time.
oof.youAI▸ GEOMESH PROCESSOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
corrects all your projection errors instantly
You clean messy satellite imagery and merge map layers into databases. The machine does it without complaining about projections.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly understands why these specific coordinates trigger a crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors automatically ingest and clean your raw satellite feeds.
Month 5
Algorithms handle coordinate conversions without needing your manual oversight.
Month 10
Neural networks index every polygon faster than you ever could.
Month 15
The system automatically rewrites slow SQL for your spatial layers.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine takes over, and your terminal access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per map layer
Infinite
Coordinate system headaches
60 percent
Time spent debugging shapefiles
Your severance
A vintage paper map of a city that doesn't exist.
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