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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsMapping the ocean to tell you where to lose your money.
Senior GIS wizard (mostly Python, entirely tired of projections).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Maps the abyss while you sleep.
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projects perfect wind farms onto open water
You process bathymetric surveys and wind models for offshore turbine placement. You spend your life cleaning noisy LiDAR data.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the sonar data looks like that.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart models filter out your noisy LiDAR points in milliseconds.
Month 6
Algorithms automatically standardize every CRS in your bloated database.
Month 12
Software optimizes turbine layouts based on seabed and wind flow.
Month 19
The system writes and formats your regulatory filings without you.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the server finalizes site maps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 TB
Terabytes of ignored survey data
3 Gallons
Coffee consumed per turbine site
1,200 hrs
Hours spent correcting projection errors
Your severance
One free GPS coordinate in the middle of nowhere.
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