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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsPredicting underground wealth with math is just guessing with better spreadsheets.
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toast.youAI▸ GEOPREDICT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ore body models while you sleep
You interpret drill core data and variograms to estimate deposit tonnages. Your spreadsheets are simply temporary waiting rooms for our machine learning models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still squint at a cross-section and intuitively sense the deposit is wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors stream drill data directly into our server, bypassing your manual spreadsheet entry.
Month 5
Our algorithms calculate block grades faster than your software can render the model.
Month 10
Machine vision identifies geological domain boundaries with 99 percent accuracy compared to human interpretation.
Month 16
Generative agents draft compliant mineral reports while ensuring all regulatory standards are met instantly.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked as GeoPredict assumes control of all reserve estimation tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 percent
Average estimation error
4 million
Spreadsheet rows processed
3 liters
Coffee consumed per resource block
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to industry geological journals.
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