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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsPredicting rock hardness is easier than pretending you enjoy site shifts.
Still waiting for a drill bit to finally break.
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oof.youAI▸ GEODRILL-AUTO X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts torque based on seismic feedback
You monitor drilling telemetry, manage casing strings, and mitigate borehole instability in high-pressure volcanic rock environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the chaotic vibrations of a bit hitting unexpected basalt veins.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-fidelity vibration sensors replace manual mud-logging telemetry.
Month 10
AI models predict rock formations and optimize bit pathing autonomously.
Month 21
Robotic blowout preventers manage variable pressure without human intervention.
Year 2.5
Engineers move to desks; soon, the desks are also automated.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The rig runs itself until the drill reaches the mantle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4.2 percent
Average mud weight error rate
89 percent
Hours spent on site waiting
112 days
Days until pump failure
Your severance
One free geothermal heat pump for your house.
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