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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou represent the state while effectively becoming a legacy system update.
Professional rubber-stamper with a pension plan.
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Bureaucracy, but actually fast.
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digitizes all paper archives in seconds
You process endless paper forms and handle administrative tasks following rigid, century-old federal regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can interpret the confusing nuances of a 1974 regulation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
The agency stops accepting paper and uses simple upload forms.
Week 10
Smart software identifies missing data fields and auto-rejects files.
Month 7
Legacy files are scanned and indexed by machine learning models.
Month 12
Algorithms recommend approvals based on existing federal precedents.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department runs fully on self-updating cloud infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
480
Stamps per hour
3
Coffee breaks daily
99%
Form pages processed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-quality ink cartridges.
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