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Will AI replace Ghost jobs? · Latest report #wmky48ta
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysTechnology has finally made the afterlife look like a legacy system.
Professional phantom, full-time spook, part-time poltergeist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Haunting without the messy cobwebs.
toast.you▸ ECTO-CLOUD V.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
projects flickering holographic jump-scares
You spend your time haunting rooms and rattling chains ineffectively. It is time for a spiritual update.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at making people feel vaguely uncomfortable in empty hallways.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify the cold spot and auto-adjust the thermostat.
Day 2
Digital filters cancel out the sound of your chain rattling.
Day 2
High-def lenses capture your translucent form and turn it off.
Day 2
Automated vacuums scrub away your ectoplasm residues daily.
Day 3 · D-Day
The house is officially certified as ghost-free by the software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2
Hauntings per night
78 decibels
Chain rattling noise
Infinite hours
Ectoplasm cleanup time
Your severance
A free copy of Casper on VHS.
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