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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou get paid to be someone else, but soon you'll be nobody.
Professional ventriloquist for the ego-heavy and uninspired.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your identity, but without the annoying ego.
stretchy.youAI▸ GHOSTWRITER-PRO V.8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics any voice with perfect tonal accuracy
You transform client anecdotes into polished manuscripts. Soon, an LLM will do that by hallucinating better life stories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific, awkward cadence of a client lying about their childhood.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your saved drafts are scraped to train a custom writing model.
Week 8
An AI agent starts asking your clients better follow-up questions.
Month 4
The machine generates the first chapter while you still sleep.
Month 5
You stop writing and start clicking buttons to approve output.
Month 6 · D-Day
The client forgets you ever existed and logs into the portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
3500
Average words ghosted daily
hourly
Client identity theft frequency
2 cups
Coffee consumed per page
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our text generation suite.
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