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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYour entire business model is just an API call in disguise.
Serial founder of things that should have been emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated disruption of your non-profitable growth.
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burns through capital at hyper-speed
You spend your time chasing venture capital and managing developer teams to sell digital credit codes to strangers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to get funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models draft your next round of investor lies.
Month 4
Smart agents interview and hire cheaper contractors for you.
Month 8
AI systems automatically negotiate terms with retail brands.
Month 13
Software manages your dev team based on commit speed.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
85 percent
Time spent on slide decks
zero lines
Code written by founder
negligible
Actual product utility
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying Open To Work.
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