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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 9, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsLegs are for jogging, not for delivering lukewarm burritos.
Pedaling toward an empty bank account.
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bzzt.youAI▸ SWIFTPEDAL BOT-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
zips through traffic with zero fatigue
Navigate city traffic on a bicycle to pick up and drop off orders through a phone app.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still swear at aggressive taxi drivers with true, visceral human passion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
App starts forcing you onto the most boring, robot-friendly routes.
Month 7
Drop-offs move to secure wall-boxes that don't need you.
Month 15
Small rolling boxes begin handling the bulk of your orders.
Year 1.9
New city laws permit robots to dominate bike lanes.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated in favor of a fleet of pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42 daily
Average red lights run
18 percent
Cold-food complaint rate
6 pairs
Tires popped annually
Your severance
A one-way bus pass to a hilly city.
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