Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Gig Delivery Operator jobs? · Latest report #pdv2748v
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsHuman navigation is just a slow, hungry algorithm with traffic anxiety.
Professional urban navigator (mostly avoiding red lights).
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cold food is now a legacy feature.
toast.youAI▸ ROUTESTREAM-V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes multi-stop routes to zero deviation
Operating motorized vehicles to transport restaurant orders from point A to point B. Managing GPS, parking, and customer hand-offs under strict time constraints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the specific apartment door hidden behind the complex's back entrance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Platform software forces drivers to follow machine-calculated routes to maximize energy and fuel efficiency.
Month 10
Smart building APIs bypass the need for human intuition when navigating lobby security or intercom systems.
Year 1.9
Sidewalk robots handle short-range deliveries while compact autonomous vans dominate high-density urban corridors.
Year 3
Automated warehouse-to-curb systems eliminate the need for human loading and physical bag manipulation.
Year 4 · D-Day
The final human driver is offboarded as the entire delivery mesh becomes fully autonomous and unfeeling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14%
Cold Fries Probability
3/shift
Avg Navigation Errors
44%
Optimal Route Efficiency
Your severance
A one-time coupon for a single refrigerated burrito.
Discussion
