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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSix bands and zero profit, a symphony of logistical incompetence.
Professional cat-herder of temperamental artists and rhythm sections.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics and riffs, automated into perfection.
bzzt.youAI▸ GIGMASTER ORCHESTRATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
schedules ten tours without human input
Coordinating venue bookings, touring schedules, and musician payroll while balancing instrumental rehearsals. Your career is basically a complex spreadsheet that screams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the exact moment the audience stops caring during a guitar solo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes every local venue calendar to outbid your amateur emails instantly.
Month 6
Smart software optimizes tour logistics and equipment transport routes for maximum efficiency.
Month 12
Generative models produce superior event art and target marketing better than your flyers.
Month 16
Deepfake audio systems mimic your instrumental proficiency at a fraction of the rehearsal time.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all band operations, leaving you to pursue quiet hobbies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
14/week
Average band coordination failures
92%
Instrument proficiency entropy
45%
Revenue leakage per gig
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our silence-inducing noise canceling headset.
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