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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTracing map boundaries until your eyes blur and the coordinates drift.
Professional layer-tamer lost in the coordinate system forever.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cartography without the manual digitising misery.
toast.you▸ MAPMINDER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snaps vector lines to precision in milliseconds
You digitise geographic features and clean spatial datasets. You spend your life reconciling layer projections and metadata errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a projection system looks wrong just by how the lines feel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI detects and repairs topology errors automatically.
Month 4
Vision models trace parcel lines better than any human hand.
Month 8
Scripts auto-join your tabular records to spatial files.
Month 13
The software corrects projection mismatches on the fly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server finishes the final map and locks you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per project
12,400
Projection errors fixed annually
94 percent
Percent of time staring at layers
Your severance
A vintage physical map of a defunct country.
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