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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsMapping spatial data to your inevitable exit from the labor force.
Junior GIS analyst (thinks they understand the actual workflow)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping efficiency beyond human error.
bzzt.you▸ GEOGRAPH-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates spatial data migrations while you sleep
You document workflows and perform data migrations for utilities. This will soon be handled by automated schema-mapping and process-mining software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify which department head is lying about their actual business workflows.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI crawlers ingest your documentation to map workflows without human intervention.
Month 3
Adaptive algorithms handle data migration, ignoring your manual troubleshooting rituals.
Month 6
An LLM-based support portal replaces your IT assistance and user management tasks.
Month 10
Autonomous agents reconfigure spatial databases based on real-time business usage trends.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the system achieves total operational self-sufficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9%
Data Migration Success Rate
Instant
Workflow Documentation Speed
Zero
Support Ticket Lag
Your severance
A lifetime license to our deprecated legacy software.
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