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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsMapping the world, only to eventually map yourself into a corner.
Spatial data whisperer who still debates Mercator vs Peters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Spatial intelligence without the human spatial awareness.
oof.youAI▸ GEOGRAPH-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates map layers from thin air
You interpret complex spatial datasets and script custom tools for mapping. Your maps are currently too expensive to automate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell which legacy datasets are actually garbage without running a script.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts cleaning your messy shapefile attributes automatically.
Month 4
The system learns to fix CRS mismatches without human intervention.
Month 8
Neural networks generate your custom SQL and Python scripts.
Month 12
Dynamic web maps update in real-time without you.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the maps stay perfectly rendered.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
3 cups
Coffee per projection fix
12 percent
Human error in CSVs
Daily
Projection confusion instances
Your severance
A compass, a paper map, and a firm handshake.
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