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435 AD
Already deprecatedEntertainment evolved, and you were replaced by a pay-per-view subscription.
Professional combatant with a very short life-cycle.
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All the carnage, none of the mortality.
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delivers brutal crowd-pleasing fatal finishers
Combatants fought to the death in arenas for entertainment. Historical crowds demanded blood and athletic skill.
The one thing AI can't do
You could intimidate a lion by staring directly into its eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
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Crowds began preferring political oratory over violent theater.
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Venues reduced animal importation due to high maritime taxes.
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Government edicts banned lethal combat to preserve public order.
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Colosseums were converted into local marketplaces and housing units.
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The final games concluded as societal norms rejected public killing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
24 years
Annual life expectancy
50,000
Arena capacity
12 minutes
Average match duration
Your severance
A thumbs down and a free chariot ride home.
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