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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell imaginary feelings until a spreadsheet decides they are redundant.
Professional PowerPoint architect, full-time emotional buffer for clients.
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autogenerates pitch decks that hallucinate ROI
You manage client relationships, oversee campaign budgets, and pitch high-concept experiential activations to brands seeking ephemeral cultural relevance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their marketing budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces your weekly status update emails instantly.
Month 4
Generative models produce your pitch decks using past successful data.
Month 10
Sentiment analysis software manages client nerves better than you do.
Month 15
Algorithms automatically reallocate spend without human intervention or hesitation.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot handles the final account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
94 Percent
Hours Spent In Slide Decks
Critical
Client Email Anxiety
Zero
Real Creative Output
Your severance
One free subscription to a meditation app.
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