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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour job is just a calendar invite with a salary attached.
Professional slide-deck presenter and enterprise-grade stress absorber.
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schedules endless meetings for your rivals
You manage enterprise security accounts by hosting sync calls and pushing slide decks to frustrated corporate clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors monitor client emails to flag unhappiness before you do.
Month 4
An AI agent builds your quarterly reviews directly from logs.
Month 8
A voice synthesis bot runs status meetings without your input.
Month 13
The system auto-signs contracts using pre-approved legal logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the bot handles the final handshake.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
48 minutes
Average sync duration
112 total
Emails per escalation
Zero
Meaningful decisions made
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium sub and a generic PDF certificate.
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