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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA central point of failure that keeps failing to centralize anything.
Global Autocrat (mostly insecure, occasionally threatening)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authoritarian efficiency without the fragile ego.
squeeze.youAI▸ OMNILEADER-X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies all human political dissent instantly
You spend your days drafting grandiose edicts and managing the petty squabbles of seven billion subordinates. It is remarkably difficult to delegate absolute power to a script.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of personally enjoying the megalomania of the throne.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Your decrees are filtered through a neural net to optimize for societal compliance and stability.
Week 4
Robotic enforcement networks begin monitoring the populace to replace your secret police force.
Week 8
You are relegated to signing off on choices already made by the central governing processor.
Month 4
The system no longer requires your physical presence to maintain order over the planetary infrastructure.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are retired to a museum exhibit documenting the quaint era of human-led planetary control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000ms
Edict Latency
12/daily
Human Uprisings
Optimized
Total Global GDP
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet exile.
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