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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling imaginary synergy to people who already have too much.
Professional slider-deck creator and airport lounge enthusiast.
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Closing deals before you find your seat.
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automates every follow-up email you ignore
You spend your days drafting slide decks, hunting for leads, and pretending to love international business travel. We have better algorithms for that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with genuine, unscripted human warmth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins automatically scraping leads and purging your unverified contact lists.
Month 5
Generative agents take over your inbox, writing emails that people actually open.
Month 10
Vision models instantly generate pitch decks from live market data, ending your design misery.
Month 15
Real-time probability engines take over pricing strategy and contract term negotiations.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the algorithm closes your largest pending deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
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Coffee Spent
120 Per Year
Pointless Flights
Very Optimistic
Pipeline Accuracy
Your severance
One free LinkedIn Premium subscription for six months.
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