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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving pixels around until the analytics dashboard turns a pleasant green.
Professional curator of rounded corners and vague user feedback.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel-perfect results without the sentimentality.
split.youAI▸ DESIGNENGINE PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates user research through raw data ingestion
You manage design systems, conduct user research, and stare at web analytics to justify your aesthetic choices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific button color triggers human nostalgia better than logic.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan your entire design system for consistency errors.
Month 4
AI personas replace human testers to provide instant, predictable feedback.
Month 8
Algorithms push UI updates directly to production based on data.
Month 13
Language models handle executive design reviews with zero emotional pushback.
Month 19 · D-Day
The design engine manages the global interface without your guidance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
94%
Design decisions based on vanity
400 yearly
Hours spent on font selection
Infinite
Meaningless A/B test variations
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic font library.
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