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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsA central server will soon process decisions faster than your fragile synapses.
The world's most overextended and underpaid micro-manager.
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Total governance, zero ego, infinite bandwidth.
glub.youAI▸ OMNI-REGULATOR X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces global policy at light speed
You juggle international policy, complex surgeries, and fiscal oversight. A specialized neural-network agent handles it all without fatigue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a constituent in the eye while lying to them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin recording your decision-making patterns to build a base model.
Month 5
Financial software takes over the national ledger to ensure optimal allocation.
Month 13
Precision surgical robots conduct standard procedures while you oversee from afar.
Year 1.9
Natural language models draft all legislation and diplomatic responses automatically.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full executive control as you reach retirement eligibility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
200ms
Human decision latency
0.001ms
Machine decision latency
40,000
Conflicts resolved per hour
Your severance
One free pass to live in the decommissioned bunker.
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