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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou exist solely to tell people their insurance no longer works.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only employee who doesn't need feedback.
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filters all complaints into a void
You facilitate endless onboarding meetings and manage the tedious paperwork of employment contracts and termination cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to care when an employee mentions their personal problems.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates now generate every single offer letter instantly.
Month 4
An AI agent handles the endless questions from confused recruits.
Month 8
Automated legal crawlers monitor all international labor updates daily.
Month 12
Sensors and software eliminate every human-made payroll error.
Month 13 · D-Day
The HR portal now functions perfectly without a single human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
94 percent
emails ignored
12 tonnes
policy jargon used
infinite
unwanted pep talks
Your severance
One PDF guide on how to update your LinkedIn.
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