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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou track ticket queues, but the machine will delete your job.
Professional cat herder for global IT support chaos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your entire global support infrastructure.
help!you▸ SERVICEBOT ENTERPRISE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects global vendor performance data
You oversee global IT helpdesk operations and vendor SLAs. You juggle incident reports and manufacturing system outages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their actual system uptime capacity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins reassigning tickets without using your manual oversight process.
Month 5
Software monitors vendor SLAs in real-time, highlighting every missed target.
Month 10
Algorithms determine staffing needs for each manufacturing plant automatically.
Month 15
The machine fixes issues before users even submit their tickets.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves total autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
78 minutes
Ticket response lag
82 percent
Vendor SLA adherence
extreme
Outage frustration level
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale breakroom muffin.
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