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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour strategy deck is just a template for a better AI prompt.
Professional slide-deck architect and meeting attendance champion.
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You oversee global SEO and web strategy through endless slide decks and high-level meetings. You never touch the code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully navigate the internal politics of a corporate board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents start populating your decks with real-time site data.
Month 6
Bots replace you in email chains to nudge departments for approvals.
Month 12
Predictive models determine the global SEO direction without any meetings.
Month 15
The AI generates all creative assets, removing the need for agencies.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board prefers the AI's data-driven, emotionless strategy over your presentations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200
Slides produced annually
12 per day
Strategy alignment calls
Zero
Actual output generated
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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