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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou monitor flickering screens while the math computes your inevitable exit.
Master of Excel, slayer of sleep, analyst of nothing.
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executes high-frequency trades before you blink
You track real-time market data, build pricing models in Excel, and generate reports for busy trading desks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a senior trader is bluffing just by the tone of voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents parse your terminal feeds faster than you can blink.
Month 4
Your fragile VBA macros move to a cloud-based Python engine.
Month 8
Market summaries are written by large language models at dawn.
Month 13
Machine vision verifies P&L reports without ever missing a digit.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked, and the desk is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
6 cups
Coffee consumed per day
42
Spreadsheet tabs open
12 percent
Human error probability
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