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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet with legs and a LinkedIn account.
Professional traveler who never actually leaves their desk.
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split.youAI▸ GLOBALSHIFT AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates international relocation packets instantly
You shuffle international employees between offices and file visa paperwork. Your job is mostly glorified flight logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a nervous expat about the local housing market.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated system handles all standard visa form submissions.
Month 4
AI handles all questions about relocation policy and assignment packages.
Month 8
Calculations for international tax liability are moved to cloud software.
Month 13
Shipping and housing contracts are signed by an algorithmic agent.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire department is replaced by a single API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100 percent
Visa forms auto-filed
Zero
Human error rate
Negative
Corporate sanity preserved
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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