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Will AI replace Global Mobility Specialist jobs? · Latest report #pm39j2rn
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track visas like stamps, but our database counts them faster.
Corporate nomad wrangler with a passion for visa PDFs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Borderless bureaucracy for a borderless world.
oof.youAI▸ EXPATS-EX-MACHINA V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates work permit filing overnight
You manage employee relocations, work permits, and tax compliance. You shuffle spreadsheets and email immigration lawyers constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a panicked expat trapped at customs with actual human empathy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your Excel sheets are imported into a central compliance database.
Month 4
AI bots automatically populate and submit standard visa application forms.
Month 8
Bots handle all standard queries from stressed employees about their moves.
Month 13
The system pulls real-time immigration laws directly from government portals.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs the global mobility department without any human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Infinite
Visa forms processed
Zero
Expat sanity retained
42
Spreadsheet tabs open
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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