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Will AI replace Global Policy Strategist jobs? · Latest report #r6yxb2y4
Your job has an expiration date
January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsSolving global crises via golf course lunch is no longer a career.
Professional world-saver with a taste for dark-room deals.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating consensus faster than any dinner party.
sluurp.you▸ DIPLOMAT-ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses bureaucracy with a single ping
Attending private summits to steer geopolitical agendas. Coordinating cross-border influence through high-level networking and backroom dialogue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the tea goes cold during negotiations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your entire history of conference room whispers.
Month 4
Algorithms predict the outcome of every handshake at your events.
Month 8
Your policy statements are now generated by a cold processor.
Month 12
A screen replaces you in the meeting room chairs.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your access card no longer works at the summit gates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
3 seconds
Average handshake duration
90 percent
Summit buffet consumption
100 percent
Ambiguity in policy statements
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm airport lounge coffee.
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