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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets and vendor lunches are just expensive data entry errors.
Master of spreadsheets and overpriced steakhouse vendor dinners.
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Automated sourcing at zero cost.
glub.youAI▸ VENDORBOT NEURAL-NET 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonegotiates contract terms during your sleep
You hunt for global suppliers, haggle prices, and sign contracts to keep supply chains moving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtext of a supplier's hesitation during a tense dinner meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI copies your entire supplier database into a central cloud.
Month 4
Bots send bulk emails to vendors for pricing updates.
Month 8
Algorithm calculates the lowest possible unit cost per item.
Month 13
Smart software writes binding legal agreements without human help.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are removed from the procurement portal and logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 hourly
Supplier emails answered
zero seconds
Negotiation time
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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