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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour negotiation skills are just spreadsheets with an inflated ego.
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Automated procurement with zero human doubt.
brr.you▸ VENDORLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates your entire supply chain by breakfast
You manage part contracts and global supply chains. You attend endless meetings to justify buying expensive metal widgets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a supplier's eyes during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Your spreadsheets are finally sucked into a live data lake.
Month 8
Software writes the legalese you used to copy-paste anyway.
Month 16
AI handles the competitive bidding without needing your lunch meetings.
Year 2
Sensors and news scrapers replace your manual risk reports.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your badge stops working; the algorithm runs the procurement floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
42 percent
Negotiation success rate
18 hours weekly
Time spent in useless calls
91 percent
Contracts signed without reading
Your severance
One free subscription to a stock trading app.
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