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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoint slide decks are just expensive paperweights for your dying career.
High-level slide architect and professional meeting room occupant
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Total market dominance, zero human hand-wringing.
ow.youAI▸ OMNISTRATEGY ENGINE V.4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly brand narrative pivot
You distill complex market data into PowerPoint narratives and deliver expensive advice to stakeholders. Soon, a predictive model will generate these insights with vastly superior accuracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a CEO is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Integration of market data feeds directly into real-time strategy dashboard platforms.
Month 4
Generative AI begins drafting the slide decks you currently spend weeks overthinking.
Month 10
Clients prefer the machine’s dashboard because it is objective and never tired.
Month 15
Algorithmic media allocation removes the need for your subjective strategic guidance.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked; the engine now handles all global strategy without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
98%
Bullshit density
0.4
Strategic pivots per hour
1200+
Slide deck page count
Your severance
Three months of access to a defunct mood board.
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