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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou specialize in changing things that were never broken anyway.
Professional architect of corporate buzzword architecture.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing your decline with cold efficiency.
glub.youAI▸ PIVOTPILOT V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire project roadmap instantly
You draft endless slide decks about organizational pivots and lead meetings that could have been emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is about to get fired.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software generates your weekly update decks automatically.
Month 5
Real-time trackers replace your manual project spreadsheets.
Month 10
Virtual agents host your town halls without the awkward pauses.
Month 16
An algorithm writes your memos with higher buzzword density.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system determines transformation is no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Slides per day
0
Meaningful outputs
114
Jargon buzzwords used
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud-based calendar.
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