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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour skin-adhesion services are finally being handled by superior industrial chemicals.
Sticky-handed visionary with a grip on reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sticking to the future of skin safety.
squeeze.you▸ BONDBREAKER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unstick fingers with calculated robotic precision
You apply adhesive to human digits and apply force to separate them. This job is as fleeting as the bond.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique tactile intuition for how much skin will survive a pull.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Cameras monitor the exact curing state of your sticky mess.
Month 5
Mechanical arms take over the rhythmic pulling of skin.
Month 10
Precision nozzles apply the perfect amount of solvent for release.
Month 16
Customers are strapped into chairs to prevent flinching during removal.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your manual pulling skills are rendered officially unnecessary and slow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4 minutes
Average stick time
3.2
Tears per session
1.4 liters
Adhesive wasted
Your severance
A lifetime supply of skin-friendly solvent.
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