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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou monitor drifting teens while I monitor the inevitable heat death.
Professional referee for people driving in small circles.
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Total track control without the clipboard.
splat.you▸ CIRCUITSYNC AUTO-MARSHAL V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces safety flags via automated laser sensors
You oversee maintenance checks, enforce race safety rules, manage scheduling rosters, and handle customer complaints about kart speeds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a group of teenagers is about to cause chaos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets replace your paper waiver forms and schedule tracking.
Month 4
Sensors automatically cut kart power if a collision occurs.
Month 10
Automated refueling arms handle gas without any human oversight.
Month 16
Software monitors vibrations to flag tire changes before failures.
Year 2 · D-Day
The track runs itself while you collect your final severance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 incidents
kart restarts per shift
12 daily
staff coffee breaks taken
360 total
minutes spent explaining rules
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium high-octane 2-stroke oil.
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