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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your technical debt into a marketing deck nobody will read.
Expert at translating 'this feature exists' into 'growth'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning specs into sales without the human
oof.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect sales collateral on command
You bridge the gap between product specs and sales decks while praying the demo environment holds up.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the production demo keeps failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI scrapers generate your product documentation without needing a manual update.
Month 6
Cloud environments auto-deploy bug-free versions for every sales prospect call.
Month 11
Large language models build perfect, jargon-filled pitch decks in seconds.
Month 16
Virtual agents handle all internal meetings to align departmental goals.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your role with an integrated sales-to-code pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
14
Demo crashes per quarter
82
Marketing buzzwords per deck
200
Hours spent justifying slide colors
Your severance
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