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September 3, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour data-driven intuition is just a spreadsheet with more ego.
Professional slide-deck sculptor and pivot-enthusiast.
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optimises ad spend while you sleep
You track customer leads and align product messaging with revenue goals. You generate reports that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors pull your live conversion data into a central database.
Month 7
Language models write your email campaigns and refine target segments.
Month 13
Algorithms automatically adjust ad spend based on real-time conversions.
Month 19
The system generates its own slide decks for internal stakeholders.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all revenue.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14
Quarterly pivots per campaign
98%
Slide deck page density
22 hours
Time spent in useless calls
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a cold handshake.
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