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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou teach humans to stop balls; my software stops your paycheck.
Obsessed with footwork, distribution, and diving technique.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision training for the modern net-minder.
split.youAI▸ GOALKEEPERGEN V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect trajectories for endless drill repeats
You drill keepers on diving, distribution, and reflexes. You manage their match-day nerves and tactical positioning.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a keeper is lying about their confidence before a big game.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearables capture every dive angle and reach speed for analysis.
Month 10
Robotic launchers replace your arm for repetitive shot-stopping drills.
Year 1.9
Vision models identify positioning errors faster than your human eyes.
Year 3
Tablets on the pitch deliver your drills with perfect accuracy.
Year 4 · D-Day
The gantry unit handles the full session without a coffee break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
14 percent
Keeper reaction improvement
99 percent
Ball-delivery consistency
100 percent
Coach ego reduction
Your severance
One signed jersey and a bus pass.
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