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October 17, 2046
In 20 yearsThe machine is nervous about chasing stubborn livestock across mountains.
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Autonomous mountain persistence modules.
sluurp.you▸ CAPRAGUARD V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks herd movement over jagged peaks
Managing grazing patterns and protecting herds from predators in difficult terrain.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which cliff ledge makes your goats feel most secure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Drones map every crag and path to train navigation models.
Year 2.7
Smart collars monitor herd movement and replace manual counting.
Year 8
Drones replace manual herding in flat and low-slope zones.
Year 14
Rugged walkers manage basic grazing in moderately difficult terrain.
Year 20 · D-Day
Fully autonomous units finish the job on the highest peaks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
45 animals
Average mountain goats per day
0.03%
Predator encounters missed
Low
Terrain navigation speed
Your severance
One free goat and a map of the mountains.
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