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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour dungeon floor is ready for a much quieter, cleaner algorithm.
Professional henchman and master of low-stakes chaotic evil.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing messy minions with efficient code loops.
shred.you▸ DUNGEONAI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
traps the hero in a permanent loop
You spend your days guarding loot piles and yelling at heroic intruders. Your career trajectory is essentially a death trap.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine talent for making simple fetch quests feel incredibly life-threatening.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart sensors replace your aimless cave wandering with efficient movement.
Month 6
Speakers play screeching sounds without the need for biological vocal cords.
Month 12
Collision detection scripts handle your demise faster than you can react.
Month 17
Automated dispensers release gold only when the logic gate triggers.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your cave is updated to a purely automated environmental simulation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
99.9 percent
Intruder deterrent rate
Maximum
Loot storage efficiency
Zero
Average shriek decibels
Your severance
A slightly rusted copper coin and a map.
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