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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Goblin Overseer jobs? · Latest report #hgywq8av
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsMicro-managing imaginary minions is a job best suited for a script.
Professional cat-herder for low-level digital fodder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aggression, zero morale, infinite throughput.
wheee!you▸ SPAWNLOGIC V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises pathing loops for maximum player rage
You spend your shift watching health bars, pathfinding, and spawning enemies. It is mostly just babysitting AI.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of a goblin dying to its own trap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The engine now handles obstacle avoidance without you moving nodes.
Month 4
An algorithm calculates ideal density based on current frame-rate.
Month 8
Large language models write more convincing goblin barks than you.
Month 13
Bot agents run thousands of scenarios to find stuck-points instantly.
Month 14 · D-Day
The script runs the game; you are officially retired from minions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.8 percent
Minion pathfinding efficiency
Constant
Average spawn-camp frequency
Extreme
Overseer sanity loss
Your severance
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